24 November 2014

Not Dangerous

Geese are not dangerous.

They are aggressive and mean, but they aren't dangerous.

Their stupid bird necks break readily should they decide to get within opposable thumb range because not only are we smarter, we're faster and more coordinated.

What they can do might hurt, might even draw blood, but you're not likely to die from it.

The goose, very likely to die from what most any human can do to it.
Posted by Angus McThag at 03:00

1 comment:

  1. Goober25 November, 2014 19:58

    Never understood the fear of geese. Anyone that can't tell that the 5 pound bird running up to you is just putting on a big show...

    I kicked a goose one time, that was clawing my girlfriend. Killed it dead.

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