16 October 2017

A Couple Of Questions

Today is the apparently the first day of stone crab season.

First, how do I get the crabs to smoke the joint to get them stoned?

Second, how do I keep the joint lit once I've convinced the crab that all the cool crustaceans are doing it?
Posted by Angus McThag at 08:47
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2 comments:

  1. Miguel GFZ16 October, 2017 13:19

    Not pot... coke.
    Dropping bales of cocaine from Colombia airplanes coming to the US over Crab grounds does the trick.

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  2. Angus McThag16 October, 2017 13:56

    The question remains. I have it on "good" authority that nobody starts out taking cocaine. They have to start on the gateway drugs, like pot, first.

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