16 December 2017

Dialog Like This Deserves An Emmy

Leggy Model: JC, I used your shower and now I'm all sticky.

Jean-Claude Van Damme: It's coconut water.

Leggy Model: Your shower... uses coconut water?

Jean-Claude Van Damme: All of the plumbing uses coconut water.

Leggy Model: I don't understand...

Jean-Claude Van Damme: (Sigh) You never do.

Leggy Model: This is the first time I've been here.

Jean-Claude Van Damme: (Heavy Sigh) Let me help you get dressed.

Leggy Model: (cheerfully) Okay!

If you've Amazon Prime and are a child of the '80's, you're going to enjoy this series.

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