01 July 2015

Hipster

Tam can't be a hipster.

In every photograph I've seen of her...

The glasses (if any) are for eye protection.

The gun burkha is not flannel.

No discernible beard at all on her neck.

Not once, despite her frustrating me a few times, have I ever had the urge to punch her in the neck or blast her with a fire hose.

Snark is not irony.

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