"Trophy Wive's Driving School"
My idea! Mine! If you steal it, you will be hearing from my lawyer.
Here in Tampa there's a lot of pretty young women driving expensive cars which are higher than average performance.
Driving like they're in a Kia Soul.
I am proposing a driving school for the trophy wife so she can better utilize the performance of the car her husband has purchased so as to avoid: a) her being mutilated by an angry driver from road rage when she keeps letting gaps in traffic sufficient for a Rascal scooter go past and b) insurance rates climbing as she floors it and can't deal with the power he paid for.
This is a money maker and I am publishing it as a way to claim the idea.
Hey Angus;
ReplyDeleteNow you gotta find some oil sheik or someone to bankroll your idea....and it is a worthy idea.