02 November 2020

Pop The Cork

I was surfing and stumbled across a guy opening a bottle of champagne with a saber.

I have a saber.

New Years is right around the corner too.

What could go wrong?

2 comments:

  1. There is a definite knack to it, and IIRC involves sliding the saber along the bottle, not swinging at it and striking it. Probably best to practice on a case of cheap Spumante, not a bottle of Dom Perignon.

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  2. "Florida Man hacks open bottle of champagne, makes huge mess..."

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