16 April 2017

Did You Know

There are no survivors of a manatee attack?

5 comments:

  1. Has there ever been one reported? :-)

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    1. Not a single person who's been attacked by a manatee has lived to report it.

      No manatee has ever attacked when there would be witnesses.

      Manatees are so thorough in their attacks, that no evidence of an attack has ever been found.

      Just like dolphins!

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    2. Marine mammals are notorious practitioners of the ancient Welsh fighting art of Llap Goch. This will be your only warning.

      Wafa Wafa, Wasara Wasara.

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  2. Wendell was unavailable for comment.

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