27 March 2016

Modern Sacrilige

If one were writing the story of Jesus' resurrection today you'd have to include a passage that distinguishes Him from a zombie.

Can you imagine?

Think God would make good his promise to destroy the earth with fire after we headshoot The Savior for being a zombie?

Of course the first thing a modern Jesus would say after rising from His tomb would be "Braaaaaaaaains!  Wait!  Just kidding, you guys should have seen your faces!"

1 comment:

  1. I believe his actual first words, which were edited for the Regimental History, were "God damn, that sucked! But I got the Tab, right?".


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