27 March 2016
Modern Sacrilige
If one were writing the story of Jesus' resurrection today you'd have to include a passage that distinguishes Him from a zombie.
Can you imagine?
Think God would make good his promise to destroy the earth with fire after we headshoot The Savior for being a zombie?
Of course the first thing a modern Jesus would say after rising from His tomb would be "Braaaaaaaaains! Wait! Just kidding, you guys should have seen your faces!"
Can you imagine?
Think God would make good his promise to destroy the earth with fire after we headshoot The Savior for being a zombie?
Of course the first thing a modern Jesus would say after rising from His tomb would be "Braaaaaaaaains! Wait! Just kidding, you guys should have seen your faces!"
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I believe his actual first words, which were edited for the Regimental History, were "God damn, that sucked! But I got the Tab, right?".
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