12 May 2016

Solemn Vow

Willard has taken a solemn vow to not accompany me to any more pawn shops, no matter how bad the parking, until he's at least test fired the purchase from the previous visit to a pawn shop with shitty parking.

What's an enabler to do?

At least he's not going to arsenal anonymous meetings.

"Hello.  My name is Willard..."

HI WILLARD!

"...and it's been," checks watch, "an hour since I bought my last gun."

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