24 April 2017


Stopped off at 5-Guys tonight.  Ordered a cheeseburger with lettuce, onions and pickles with sides of ketchup, relish and mayo.

That sure looks like the special sauce.  There's something ephemerally wrong, but it's 97% correct.

I declare success.  It is not the same as a Big Mac.  It is better in every conceivable way!  It's like if a Big Mac was made from food.


  1. They DO do a good burger! :-)

  2. Pretty sure that secret sauce is just a Thousand Island Dressing variant, which is usually some combo of ketchup, mayo, relish, and sometimes a few other things. Worth experimenting with, in search of a lazier way to get that special flavor

  3. Siege almost says this, but here's a secret tip: get a jar of Marie's Thousand Island dressing from the produce section at your local grocery store. It's better than the DIY version they put together in that video.


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