30 September 2026

This Didn't Happen With Hangings

Christa Pike has, apparently survived two attempts at lethal injection.

What the actual fuck?

Say what you will about other methods, most people don't survive the second application.

Hanging is wonderfully good at this.

Ain't dead!

Wait.

The method I like is nitrogen flooding.

Just flood the executing chamber and wait.  No hazmat problems!

2 comments:

  1. Being a bit of a French Revolution buff, I'd go for the guillotine. If it's good enough for the King and Queen of France, it's good enough for the likes of her. And afterward, we can stick her head on the end of a pike and parade it around, singing La Marsaillaise and Ca Ira.

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  2. What is the cost of the nitrogen versus the guillotine? And then again, what is an Olde English Executioner, who brings his own flashy blade, paid?

    Three good choices. Low cost bid wins.
    Milton

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