17 August 2015

I Just Wanted One Thing

Dear Brownell's,

All I wanted was a couple of replacement followers for Harvey's M&P 9.

Since the shipping would be more than the parts I actually needed, I looked around for stuff that would be "worth" the shipping costs.

An hour later with $500 of stuff in my cart...

DAMN YOU BROWNELL'S!  Damn your meretricious nature!

Ten minutes later I finally admit that I don't need everything right now and that I don't have $500 anyways.

An hour later I have it pared down to the parts I originally wanted and a Stripula.

Brownell's knows if you are weak and they, like wolves, only prey on us.

Be wary if you enter the woods internet with your credit card loosely secured.

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