11 January 2020

I Love A Happy Ending

Home invader brings home owner a gun to shoot them with.

By the time the cops found the perp, he'd bled out.

Obey the law kids.  You'll live longer.

Remember, a criminal is three times as likely to be shot with their own gun.*

*   Totally not a made up "fact"!  I researched this!  Both cats agree.**
** OK I totally made it up, just like the line I was basing it on.
Posted by Angus McThag at 14:45
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  1. MrGarabaldi11 January, 2020 20:29

    Hey Angus;

    "But..But ..But, he was a choirboy, and trying to turn his life around..."<Sarc.

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