Mild paraphrasing going on.
Me: How much for the thing.
Them: $50. Local pickup only.
Me: Monday and Thursday work for me!
Them: I'm free all day Monday.
Me: I can be there around noon, where do you want to meet?
Ten minutes later:
Me: I can be there at noon, I need an address to tell the GPS.
Sixteen hours later:
Me: If you insist on local pickup, you have to tell me where to go.
Them: I don't appreciate your nasty tone. I'm busy. I work a lot. Monday was the only break I've had in a long time.
Me: You ghosted me for 16 hours and didn't reply until I hurt your feelings. And you still haven't told me where to meet you. I don't think you're selling the thing.
Them: It's still for sale, Thursday is good.
What would you tell them? I'm thinking of telling him I'm on the way to his house Thursday morning and giving updates on where I am for three hours then going silent right about when I should be arriving.
I have no idea where he lives, so telling him I'm on my way to his place might be hilarious.