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Realizing that I had not yet purchased the annual eggnog and we didn't have Christmas morning simmanin rolls, I trekked to the store.
I stopped and got gas at the station across the street from the grocery and got to listen to the preacher on a speaker on the corner.
Santa.
Is.
A.
Lie!
Great message for the impending day of your God's big day.
But Santa is part of Christian mythology. He's derived from St Nicholas. He's the embodiment of Christian charity.
But he's a lie.
The preacher also told me that when presented a choice between right and wrong, I always choose the wrong.
Setting up my rifle and popping his, insulting and offensive, loud mouth in the forehead is wrong.
I chose to do the right thing! I "shall not killed" my ass off today!
Who's wrong now, Bitch!
PS: I probably shouldn't be associating these loud mouths with normal Christians, there's prolly only a tangential relationship to mainstream Christian theology.
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