31 May 2018

Dear David Hogg Et Al

I bought trash bags today.

Because of your persistent tantrums, I bought trash bags from Publix.

Shopping today was, indeed, a pleasure.

I have lots of shopping choices, and you helped me decide where I went today.

Congratulations!

1 comment:

  1. Publix, where shopping is a pleasure. Where the place is clean, the staff is friendly, mostly, and well-trained, and you normally can't smell the fish counter from outside.

    Plus, in Florida, it's hard not to travel a mile without tripping over one.

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