Sometimes that porg, he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes.
Y'know the thing about a porg, he's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes,
like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'...
until he bites ya. And those black eyes roll over white, and then... oh,
then you hear that terrible high-pitch screamin', the grass turns red,
and spite of all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come in and
they... rip you to pieces.
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Chewie was a big Puss! I'd have eaten the shit out of that roasted Porg and looked into the lifeless eyes while I did it.
ReplyDeleteMaybe fart some porg-scented farts in their general direction!
I think Ducks are cute as shit, doesn't stop me from eating them as often as I can, and I'd kill my own if given an opportunity!