I've got the local sheriff's feed on my Facebook.
They post "help us identify" pictures of suspects who've been shoplifting.
Often there's a description of the crime and the suspect's egress.
Such as, "The suspect fled from the store and was last seen running on the North
side of the building and jumping a fence into the wooded area."
Among the many reasons I am not a thief is the inability to make such a dynamic escape.
Mine would read, "The suspect fled from the store seven hours ago and still be seen hobbling on the North
side of the building."
Happily, police response time is more than short enough to apprehend slug-a-beds such as me.
Of course, the main reason I'm not a thief is that stealing is wrong.
You don't even have to run when you've paid for what you want with money.
The time cost of theft is prohibitive.
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