Worthless Parasite Finally Dies

Local college sportsballⓇ coach bites it at 92, sportsballⓇ fans devastated.

Me?

Why can't the rest of the college sportsballⓇ coaches die too?

Why do I hate them?

Unlike professional sportsballⓇ I cannot withdraw my financial support to the professional level's minor league.

College is where the professional teams look for talent to recruit from.

Universities pander to the draw of sportsballⓇ and import talent from places far afield of the university in question and divert resources which could be spent on what a university is supposed to be doing: teaching and research.

There's hundreds of financial studies that prove that college sports consume far more than the produce for the universities and there's reams of financials which show otherwise... published by the universities trying to justify their sports programs to skeptical tax payers.

Financials that make Hollywood Accounting™ seem honest and straightforward.

The sad fact is that the highest paid state employees in far too many states are the head coaches.

And we wonder why the quality of education is falling, it's not being properly funded and is all but ignored by the sportsballⓇ fans.

Ask one about the STEM program and its rating against other engineering schools of their HOMETEAMRARARA™ university.  Cue crickets.

I will not go so far as to say that universities shouldn't have sports programs, I'm saying that if it's so important to the fans, let them pay for it with their own money and open up the financials to ANYONE who wants to have a look at where the money is coming from and going.

Executives at Enron went to jail using accounting methodology that was less obfuscatory.