Activate rogue wave!
The Lovely Harvey just got back from the dentist.
Thanks to a wonderful, lurking genetic defect that runs in her family, the bone that holds the teeth to the roof of her mouth is deteriorating.
This deterioration is causing a massive sinus infection and requires removal of all her top teefers.
After the insurance pays its share, we're still on the hook for $700.
Due in two weeks.
Too short of a notice, so I'm turning on the begging light and asking you to stab the paypal button over there on the right.
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