27 July 2022

Ban Unknown Objects!

 

Story here.

Snark from Ace.

The scuffle turned physical when the straphanger stabbed the crazed rider in the head and torso with an "unknown object," cops said.

We need common sense unknown object control. -sniffybigtoe

Now we need both Unknown Object Control Inc and a National Unknown Object Association.

The former to ban the ownership, carry and use of unknown objects and the latter to promote the safe and legal use of unknown objects.

It will be epic!

2 comments:

  1. But the right to keep and bear unknown objects shall not be infringed....

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    1. You're only allowed to have objects that were unknown at the time of the founders!

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