30 July 2022

Looking For Volunteers

Wanted: Brave aviators to man the hanger queens and escort Nancy Pelosi into Taiwan.

It's a mission you might not come back from, since we're not going to risk a serviceable plane on this mission.

You only need to stay in there long enough for the Communist West Taiwanese Army Air Force to start shooting to kill Madame Speaker's plane before jettisoning the aircraft.

Do it for your nation!

PS: If any other members of Congress wish to accompany Ms Pelosi on her trip, America is willing to make that sacrifice applauds your bravery in standing up to the Red Taiwanese!  Mr Schumer, you should really go with.  You can't have The Speaker of the House showing you up, now, can you?

Posted by Angus McThag at 10:00
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5 comments:

  1. Anonymous30 July, 2022 12:05

    can we send all of dc in the same plane?...panzer guy

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    1. SofwareJanitor30 July, 2022 18:36

      435 congress critters, 100 senators and who knows how many people in the white house and staffers, etc... Would take a bunch of planes to get them all...

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    2. Anonymous31 July, 2022 06:23

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    3. Anonymous31 July, 2022 10:54

      i think they can all fit on a c5...panzer guy...

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  2. Skwab30 July, 2022 18:55

    I'll go. My wife could use the Life Insurance Payout.

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