10 December 2015

Wine Whine

Dear National Rifle Association.

Please offer me something I can use for a monthly club.

I don't like wine and don't appreciate it.

Beer club?  I'm in.

Scotch club?  Sign me up.

Whiskey, whisky, bourbon?  Where do I send the check?

Wine?  Meh.

1 comment:

  1. Wine is what little boys do when they don't get their way.

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