25 May 2019

Celebrate As Appropriate

While I'm being somber I was reminded in the comments that not everyone who's gone into the clearing would want to be mourned with sadness or contemplation...

They'd want you to light your hair on fire and charge the stage at the titty-bar!

Shouting their name, of course!

Some of the fallen can only be properly honored by seeing the judge Tuesday (and being honestly confused about where Sunday and Monday went).

Davy, Fred; the beer and titties are for you.  (Innocent look) I would NEVER patronize such an establishment without such an honorable motive.

Aside:

The Lovely Harvey: "Where are you going, Thag?"
Me: "To the titty bar!"
TLH: "Why?"
Me: "It's Memorial Day!"
TLH: "OK, don't catch Hep-A..."

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