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You, owe me a coke!
I just got my "shot through a glass of water on table focused on two lover's hands," into a FUCKING SCIENCE FICTION MOVIE!
And the best part, Dave, is the rest of the movie is pretentious twaddle! You compare this to 2001 and Kubrick seems like a documentarian explaining how to get to
Hell, his ending makes more sense!
The monkeys at the beginning of 2001 are more likeable and have more emotional range than I let my actresses get away with. Oh, and you've seen them in other projects. You know they can actually act, I DID NOT LET THEM!
I'm totally going to get an Oscar for this, and you owe me a coke.
--Alex
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