This is a meme running on Facebook now.
It reminds me of a particular day... Actually two days.
In OSUT.
The first time was in our
OOOOOPS!
With a laugh in his voice he reminded all of us (particularly me) that tying up our drill sergeant was a court martial type offense. I was suitably subdued by this.
A bit later our senior drill sergeant came in and called me out and informed me that I would have the
"honor" of being the first 'cruit into the gas chamber on NBC confidence day.
The second day is the NBC gas chamber day.
I was, indeed, the first private into the chamber. I did the required drill, opened my mask, cleared my mask, removed my mask, got exposed to CS for reals.
And I dropped my helmet liner.
I was in such a hurry to get the fuck out of the CS that I didn't notice until it was pointed out by a gleeful drill sergeant.
So, back into the CS I had to go to retrieve my helmet liner; without I might add, my mask.
I was supposed to walk around and air myself out and shout, "My eyes are open, my arms are flapping," what I managed was to barely not puke and squeak, "my arms are open, my eyes are flapping."
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