08 November 2021

That Face When

Rittenhouse's Lawyer: "That's a photo of you, yes?"

Lefty: "That looks like my bicep being vaporized"

Rittenhouse's Lawyer: "And it's being vaporized because you're point your gun directly at him, yes?"

Lefty: "Yes"

Rittenhouse's Lawyer: "It wasn't until you pointed your gun at him, advanced on him, that he fired?"

Lefty: "That's correct"


 DA's response to the above quoted segment.

3 comments:

  1. My father would sympathize. He'd tell me stories of "stupid client tricks" that made me wonder about the IQ of the people he was trying to represent.

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  2. This case should be over, but, well, like the Chauvin trial, it's not over till the jury is intimidated enough to 'vote correctly.'

    Still, this was damn funny in a dark and twisted way.

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  3. Sadly, Beans is probably right. The jury will be manipulated to convict in order to pacify hate groups like Burn Loot & Murder and those Antifa asshats.

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