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Got an email from a dead email account that still forwards...
It was in my spam folder.
It warns me that it's infected my operating system with malware and they used the camera on my computer to catch me doing naughty things while viewing an adult webpage.
They threaten they're going to send the video they took to everyone on my contacts list if I don't send a large amount to their bitcoin account. They helpfully provide a string for doing so.
Well, scammer...
BRING IT!
I fucking DARE you; NO I double dog dare you to send a vid of me jerking off to everyone on my contacts list.
The worst I will get is, "Why the fuck, Angus?"
My contacts don't care, so titillate them, Mr Scammer.
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