A Veritable Model Of Efficeiency

I normally have excellent luck with USPS.

The grenades from Hong Kong?

Not so much.

You'd think that getting halfway across the planet would be the most time consuming portion of the event, but no.

My package left Hong Kong on December 21st, arriving at ISC New York on the 23rd.

You might even think that a package that contains, what appears for all intents and purposes to be, two hand grenades would take a while getting through customs.

On the 24th it was through customs and scanned into the Queens, NY distribution center.

Now, this whole time it was tracking to be delivered on the 26th.

In the afternoon of the 26th it changed to arriving late.

The morning of the 27th it changed to "In transit to the next facility."

This was repeated on the 28th.

Today the tracking says, departed the Queens, NY distribution center.

It really makes me wonder if someone didn't open my box to see if it was real grenades and when they found they weren't; reinserted them back into the delivery chain.

If it keeps tracking, I expect to see them on Thursday or Friday.