26 December 2019

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Made my charity raffle donation to win two Corvettes again this year.

With as much expectation of winning as I do of waking up to a supermodel performing wild fellatio on me.

Still, it's to a good cause.

Fingers crossed.

4 comments:

  1. Where exactly do we enter the supermodel/felatio contest? I missed that one.

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    1. Odds of winning is determined by the number of entries. Telling you means I am less likely to win!

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  2. I couldn't find the financial breakdown of that org. Have you checked them out?

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    1. I want to say that JT checked them out one year and they're good to go.

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