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I've noticed that there's a subset of dancing monkey which is particularly prone to political posturing and grandstanding.
Canadian Dancing Monkeys.
Living in Florida gives a new hatred of Canada every year when the migration begins and they don't bother to learn that The US has different laws and customs from Canada, and that Florida is far different from the northern states they're more familiar with.
So I'm touchy and sensitive to Canadians moving to the US, and taking jobs from starving American dancing monkeys.
But even worse, is their constant harping about the evils of America.
Hey, fucktard, why are you even here if we suck so bad?
I have a solution.
Seal the US-Canadian border to actors and snow-birds.
Seize the assets of any foreigner who expresses an opinion about American politics and plop them back in their homeland.
A related push could be centered around a return to the old studio system.
The studios practically owned the actors back then.
Before you cite the 13th Amendment, I'd like to remind you that dancing monkeys aren't really people.
Think about it. We say "black people", "white people", "people of Jewish descent"... but we never say "actor people"...
And if they don't want to be slaves, they can fucking stay in Canada, eh?
What do Canadians do in Florida that's so bad? We had some at St. Olaf and they weren't any trouble. Of course, Minnesota's on the Canadian border...
ReplyDeletePrimarily it's choking the roads by their very numbers and driving without any clue with regards to the the state's laws.
DeleteI looked up the Quebec and Ontario traffic stuff and behavior which is laudatory there is obstruction of traffic here. The border being closed this year is showing the massive relief of their absence.
I should probably amend my condemnation of Canadian snowbirds and confine it to the two provinces mentioned above.
You probably didn't have problems with them in Miniswota because it's practically the southernmost province of Canada; Minnesotan drivers hardly acquit themselves here either.
Canadians are second only to New Yorkers for telling us how much better things back home are and how much better Florida would be if only... They're second because they're nicer about it, but still.
I always ask, "If things are so fucking great "back home" then why the flipping fuck are you here in Florida and keep coming back every year? You could stay home and not have to deal with us benighted savages ever again."
They never answer.
I think they know if they give an honest response, the prosecutor would be hard pressed to find a jury who'd convict.