25 October 2018

1/1024

In honor of Fake Heritage Day yesterday I spent the day being 1/1024 Jewish and Harvey spent it 1/1024 Scottish.

When I mentioned it to her, she asked, "Didn't you have a bacon cheeseburger for lunch?"

I replied, "Yeah, it's like I'm not Jewish at all isn't it?"

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