08 October 2018

And The Idiot Signed It

https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/girlfriend-boyfriend-relationship-rules-controlling-list
I'm not saying that my relationship with Harvey is perfect, but...

I've got a very loose lead on.  My lead is at least around my neck, this guy helped her tie it around his nut-sack.

2 comments:

  1. If my best-beloved presented me with any such list of rules I would stand up to my full height, give her a Stare of Doom, and ask how far she wanted me to kick her out of my life. What did this poor sap sign in, his blood?

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  2. Read List, Find Fire. Destroy list. Kick the Bitch so far out of my life that she would need satellite tracking to get back on planet earth. Post note and her name all over the Internet So that all the other guys know what she is like and possibly up to.

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