23 September 2020

A Joke

Remember how we used to make macaroni art when we were kids?

I have an idea for something humorous, and I wonder if it could get me an invite to The White House.

Depends on Don's sense of humor.

Glue some rice to a piece of card stock in the shape of an 'N'.

Rice-N, get it?  Prolly best to frame it.

Then get a copy of "State of Euphoria".

Someone needs to break the damn mood.

I wonder if he'd think it was funny.

I'd love the headline to be, "Florida Man offers President Trump Rice-N and Anthrax, receives invitation to White House."

Wish me luck.

PS: There is absolutely nothing nefarious implied in this post.  The only possible way this could harm the president is if he's got a food allergy to rice or listens to the CD at ear-drum shattering volume.

Posted by Angus McThag at 01:43
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  1. The Mad Irishman23 September, 2020 05:58

    My vote would be for "Among the Living". It's a much better album and pretty mood lifting.

    Eric.

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  2. SofwareJanitor23 September, 2020 22:05
























    Fist Full of Metal

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