I Thought That Body Shaming Was Wrong

There are two things that I own which seem to invite speculation about how large my penis is.

Any of my modern sporting rifles.

The Corvette.

I am told that owning these things is compensating for a lack of size in a way that says that I should be ashamed about it.

Being heterosexual, I have not done a great deal of size comparison with other males, so I'm actually unaware if I'm above, below or at the average size.

The Lovely Harvey says I'm a good size, but that's a lot like your mom telling you you're handsome.  It's a biased opinion.  She almost keeps that disappointed tone out of her voice...

I'm not vain enough to grab the tape-measure then hitting the internet with the measurement and comparing to stated sizes.

It's called being secure in ones own body.

The kind of security which is not so threatened that I need to compensate with a conspicuous symbol of virility.

I think the accusers are actually the ones who fell insecure about their equipment and seek to feel better about themselves through making someone else feel worse.

They are a fail at this station.