15 October 2021

Channeling My Inner Douglas Adams

People are gluing themselves to the road in England.

"Sir, do you have any idea how much damage this steamroller would sustain if I were to allow it to roll right over you?"

"No.  How much damage?"

"None, whatsoever."

One thing you can be sure of when you let the steamroller roll; they will not be doing that again.

Just sayin'.


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4 comments:

  1. A shovel is another good to get glued hands loose from a road. Just saying...

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  2. So will the Queen song now be "Flat-bottomed girls..."?

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  3. Just leave them there. Block around them and don't let their friends come to help.

    Your "noble protest" isn't so noble anymore when you've been stuck to the road for 6 hours by your hands, shat your pants, and are thirsty and stinky with the whole world watching you suffer in live 4k streaming.

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