26 October 2021

While I Understand The Sentiment

Beans has me wondering how one opens a container of yogurt UNsafely.

 


 

4 comments:

  1. The yogurt container unsafe opening thing is due to me knowing a budding thespian back in the day (dinner theater) who used to use a carving knife to open, yes, yogurt containers. Either she was exceptionally clutzy or she was secretly trying to hide her cutting herself.

    Another of the 'trade' that Greek-Philosopher-Guy thinks doesn't need to act responsibility was a guy I distantly knew, a local actor, who darn near managed to emasculate himself using a circular saw.

    And a world-class organist I also knew wasn't allowed to use tools. He could play a wicked Toccata and Fugue in D Minor but could hurt himself plugging in a table lamp.

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  2. Yeah, it's the simple things us common folk take for granted that would maim or kill the educated or elite.

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  3. Hey, look, if you miscalculate the breaching charge .......
    Wafa Wafa, Wasara Wasara.

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    1. "you were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off"

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