07 January 2023

Two Things

Should there ever be a President McThag there's two things I'd do right away.

First, I'd scrap the USS Pueblo.

A MOAB from a B-2A should suffice.

She doesn't belong to North Korea, so she's ours to do what we will with her.

Second.  Every single nation that has declared war on the US will get a nice present.

Right after I'm done with the second, I'll get up in front of Congress and say, every nation that was at war with us yesterday that wants to stay at war needs a declaration of war from you fucks.  Get on it.

I'm vetoing everything you send until you do.

There's never going to be a President McThag, so no worries, eh?

Posted by Angus McThag at 03:57
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4 comments:

  1. Anonymous07 January, 2023 09:44

    when do you take over?... panzer guy

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  2. Matthew W07 January, 2023 11:22

    DUDE !!!
    Did you switch to decaf????
    I'd vote for that plan

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  3. MrGarabaldi07 January, 2023 11:31

    Hey Angus;

    I agree, the U.S.S Pueblo is a propaganda victory for the NORKS, we should have sunk the ship once our men were clear, rather than leave it moored in Pyongyang Harbor. The Soul of Stephen Decatur cries out for this. We should have done the same when the F117 was shot down in the 1990's in the Balken rather than let China scavenge the wreck, but I'm just a G.I.

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  4. Technomad07 January, 2023 15:01

    After that, could I suggest abolishing phone-tree answering systems in businesses?

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