06 January 2023

Dear Beretta

In just about three years your fine company will turn 500.

It would be a missed opportunity to not make some of your original guns as commemorative models.

500th Anniversary wheel-locks would be cool enough to counter glow-bull warmering!

I only as for one of the production guns as a reward for this consultation.

Have your people call my people.

Ciao!

Just in case:

Tra circa tre anni la tua bella azienda compirà 500 anni.

Sarebbe un'occasione persa per non realizzare alcune delle tue pistole originali come modelli commemorativi.

Le serrature delle ruote del 500° anniversario sarebbero abbastanza belle da contrastare il riscaldamento del toro luminoso!

Ho solo come ricompensa per una delle pistole di produzione per questa consultazione.

Chiedi alla tua gente di chiamare la mia gente.

Bye!

Posted by Angus McThag at 12:21
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2 comments:

  1. Aesop06 January, 2023 16:34

    Commemorative Wheel-lock??
    If they need you to buy two to make shipping, drop me a line.

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  2. Beans06 January, 2023 21:45

    Matchlocks, baby. Then scnaphanses.

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