04 September 2022

Fucking Watermelon

I am currently without a slice of my left pinky.

I was cutting up a watermelon for The Lovely Harvey Tuesday and when I tried to reposition the melon to get the thing cut in half...

I slipped and the tip of the knife protruding from the melon got my pinky.

Looks like it cut the nail and went mostly parallel to it going out the tip.

Sounds worse than it is.

First aid applied and proper care is ongoing.

I feel stupid for the accident. 

I am reminded, for the second time in my life, how little I need my left pinky, but also how often it's used.

Posted by Angus McThag at 01:11
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1 comment:

  1. Sarthurk05 September, 2022 13:51

    Funny how that works. You don't need it, until you do.

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