The Lovely Harvey foolishly generously and lovingly granted permission for me to replace the stolen Shield Plus.
So I did.
She promptly returned my old pistol and laid claim to the new one.
SIGH
Happy Wife, don't get killed in your sleep from multiple stab wounds to the chest and groin HAPPY LIFE!
She never really did steal my original. I got the new one as a gift as soon as I dropped her off at home to tend The Boy.
But never, ever, let the facts get in the way of a good story!
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