11 February 2024

A Plane Plan

 If I were to win one of those massive lottery jackpots, it would be far simpler and cheaper for me to just eat a .30-06 round than to buy an airplane.

Despite a lifelong fascination with aviation and airplanes, I lack the nature to be a pilot for reals.

I'm the person you read about in the aviation magazines who made a series of simple errors that individually would be fine, but collectively lead to a smouldering crater.

What sets me apart from those people is the realization that I am one of them long before even talking to a flight school.

It made me very sad to realize this about myself, I am fascinated with planes still.

9 comments:

  1. You might not be a plane person.

    You might be a remote controlled plane person.

    You can satisfy a lot of that fascination at a fraction of the cost and with almost none of the risk.

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    1. I'm a simulated plane person. Or I was until my computer became obsolete.

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  2. Planes are nice as long as you have the ability and the money to keep them maintained. Otherwise, as you said, smoking crater. Boats may be a hole in the water you pour money into but planes, planes are a hole in the ground you pour money and blood into.

    At least the surface of water is a relatively (in comparison) safe place to be in a boat, within reason. Planes? Once you're airborne all edges of air are dangerous and will kill you.

    It's to the point that even if I had mad money, I wouldn't be a passenger in a plane let alone own or try to fly one.

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  3. I'd love to have a plane myself, but I wouldn't need it all the time. What I'd want to do would be to go in on one with some other people. That way I could have it for traveling when I needed it. Not having to spend hours ad hours in the car or train, or deal with TSA, would be paradise!

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  4. As the saying goes: If I won big in the lottery, I wouldn't tell anyone, but there would be signs.

    My son knows what it will mean if I ask him if he wants to learn to fly. :)

    No way though, that I will be BUYING a plane - renting will do just fine.

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  5. Same.

    Except "smoldering."

    --db

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    1. Are you saying you wouldn't fly to England if you had a plane?

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    2. Fly to England? From Oz?

      When I let someone else do the flying it's a 21 hour plus trip (more like 27+ ATM due to limited flight options post-COVID, which all require flying through a hub in the Middle East ).

      There is precisely ZERO chance that I would:
      A) be able to stay awake, active, and focussed for that long
      B) be able to justify buying a plane that could travel that far with only one (or even two or three) stops
      C) want to pay extra for ME to do all the work (or pay a pilot to fly MY plane)

      I ran the numbers (roughly):
      A G5 carries 41000 pounds of fuel and has a maximum range of 6675 nautical miles.
      At 800 kg per cubic metre (per Shell for Jet A-1) = 1760 pounds per cubic metre, that 41,000 pounds = 23.3 cubic metres = 23,300 litres = AUD$19,800 for fuel per fillup from empty (as of 19 February), delivery extra.

      Oz to England , for me, is 7800+ nautical miles direct, so one stop required in a G5, and at least AUD$23,200 in fuel alone, plus landing fees, maintenance, overnight accommodation etc.

      I can buy two first class tickets for $25,800, and the flight takes about the same time, and allows me to eat, drink, and sleep as I please.

      I'll take commercial thanks, even if I were to win enough to justify spending AUD$16M on a 25 year old G5, or, worse, AUD$80M on a 4 year old G6.

      Note: The G6 has max fuel of 48,000 pounds, for only ~300 nautical miles more range, so fuel economy is worse, but it carries more passengers than a G5.

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    3. Well, you shouldn't be needing to go to England to spell it "smoulder". Jolly-Ol is closer for me than you.

      I was thinking a refurbished A-7K and a couple externals for my "lottery win" plane. They have stupid good range for a jet warbird. Replace the cannon and ammo bay with a luggage compartment and it's all good!

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