14 February 2024

That SHOULD Be The Least Of Their Worries

 

Cold Steel makes this charming hand weapon.

Though they call it a warhammer, its more of a pick in GURPS terms.  Really a mertel de fer... which is a pick with a hammer head.

Picks and warhammers are good at punching armor and do impaling damage on the spike side.  They also have reduced penalties for striking chinks in the armor.

But!

The real danger of this particular design is:

WARNING: This product can expose you to Nickel (Metallic), which is known to the State of California to cause cancer. For more information go to - www.P65Warnings.ca.gov.

Ignore that gaping hole in your sternum, you've been exposed to nickel!

4 comments:

  1. Whatever, McThag. It's California. I guess someone needs to expose that insane dirt bag governor to nickel.

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    1. If I had the artistic skill I'd draw someone in an ER with a pick in their head with the doctor reading their chart saying, "It's worse than that, you have cancer."

      That P65 warning is on everything.

      We've decided that all of the things they list only cause cancer in California SSR, and we're safe in Florida.

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  2. Cold Steel is one company that supplies 'Ye Olde School Tools of Death'. Not many other companies have that in their inventory. Their walking cane line have quite a few factory options not offered by others either. They even offer your choice of maces. Melee weapons galore !!

    jrg

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