12 June 2023

#ATM

I'm on clear liquids in anticipation to taking the liquid Taco Bell.

Because there's an endoscopy attached to this exercise, I keep thinking of absolutely awful ass-to-mouth jokes. 

The department nurse called to confirm my appointment and to check that I'm already on clear liquids.

She said goodbye by saying, "have a great day!"

She has to know.  How can she not?

That was just mean.


Posted by Angus McThag at 14:53
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3 comments:

  1. Anonymous12 June, 2023 20:46

    i've been through both twice...happy happy...panzer guy

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  2. SiGraybeard12 June, 2023 21:54

    From the DAMHIK department (Don't Ask Me How I Know), and hoping it's not to late:

    Get a seat belt, like from the Beast or a spare if you have one, and rig it to hold you on the toilet. With the right (wrong?) potion, it's possible to generate positive lift. You do NOT want to lift off.

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    1. Angus McThag13 June, 2023 00:34

      Elon has not replied to my idea for an innovative (and renewable) rocket system.

      This is my third one, so it's old hat.

      Delete

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